Sunday, July 09, 2006

Pubic Topiary

This entry was orignally posted on AlexSuze.com, 31 October 2005.

Most girls these days choose not to go au natural, the day of the bush seems to be coming to an end. Pussy grooming is big business, (Meow, no not that kind) however the girls below obviously know how to keep warm in Winter. Do you want panties with those?





There are many reasons why a girl may do a little trimming, the practical ones are cleanliness and keeping cool down there, it can get very warm and humid with a fluffy one.

From the sex POV it facilitates cunnilingus, avoiding your willing partner getting pubes stuck between his teeth. How embarrassing if later he was talking to his parents and they spot he has something stuck between his teeth. "What's that stuck between your teeth John?" … "Oh, thanks mother, I wondered where that floss went."

Having trimmed pubes also avoids the outer lips being pulled in to your pussy when you are being fucked (Ough, that really hurts).

Other practicalities include:

  • The choc dip is easier to lap up.

  • Unsavoury leggy visitors are easier to spot.

  • Your lube will go further as it's not slicking back your hair.

  • Any dropped snack is found quicker.

  • You don't get matted fur following a screw.



With the advent of fanny topiary comes choice in design. There are the traditional styles, The Brazillian leaving a landing strip varying in size and shape on your pubis and the Hollywood "wipeclean" approach.

But the more adventurous can now create their own pubic designs. Method of hair removal is one of choice depilatory cream, waxing or a trimmer such as the Seiko Shavy Femini from www.beavershaver.com, yes that does say beavershaver. I was impressed. Rather unfortunately, it is sold in Japan as a ladies facial shaver, Oh dear!





There are endless possibilities for pubic topiary. It has now been made even easier, you can purchase templates to shave, depilate or wax around. I assume you can use these with depilatory cream, you wouldn't want them to melt, resulting in you sporting a fluorescent pink pussy for weeks. Or maybe you would?

These templates are available from http://www.sazzidesigns.co.uk


£15.00


I simply couldn't cover this particular area without going all seasonal on you, so here are some of my own creations. Note, this is not my pussy, it's a stunt one and no pussies were hurt during the creation of this article.









Happy Halloween everybody.
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