Gaper Maker - No Thank You!
This entry was orignally posted by Alex on AlexSuze.com, 11 October 2005.
Alex and I made a visit to the local sex shop over the weekend and bought another couple of DVD’s to add to our growing collection. Although everyone in the shop is very open minded you would assume, the assistants still seem to be a little surprised when I hand them my cash card to pay for our porn.
I’ve got to admit it gives me a bit of a thrill, especially when my favourite blonde serves me. She’s about 5’ 3”, just a little shorter than my 5’ 7”, with shoulder length straight blonde hair and best of all a lovely pair of green eyes.
Anyway, I’m going off track, or is it more hip these days to say “off piste”? I must confess I’m not one for taking it up the arse. Much to my displeasure you can’t seem to purchase a porn DVD that doesn’t heavily feature this nowadays. If anyone can recommend a good DVD with lots of fucking in the pussy action for me to watch, do let me know.
Yes, I like a finger occasionally placed in my opening whilst I screw, as it adds to the sensation. But by no means do I want a hard cock or hand pushing up my rectum. Don’t get me wrong if you like it and it brings you off, then enjoy.
On the odd occasion when I have tried to “take it up the ass”, the act just made me want to defecate. I can’t really say that I have any of the receptors necessary to make me cum secreted within my back passage. Maybe I am configured differently to some girls.
As I mentioned in my previous post, I can’t understand anyone actually saying that they enjoy being fucked in the arse when they have to use AnalEase. If you need to anesthetise yourself then it can’t be that enjoyable.
So, as we are both on holiday, last night we settled down with our glasses of wine to watch the first of my purchases. It is a “Hardcore Training” DVD set in Budapest. Oh, how I love Budapest. The girls that seem to be crawling out of the woodwork (I assume a select few) definitely get my attention. In particular Simony Diamond, at the moment I have a real thing for her.
The DVD promised of Simony and Manuel Ferrara, shit, have you seen the size of this guy and don’t mention his foreskin. I have never come across (or seen) any other guy with such a long foreskin. It is so long that you cannot see his helmet at all when he is being jerked off. But on the positive side I wouldn’t say no. I thought I would be in for a good night of voyeuristic pleasure.
I watched the first scene and was slightly put off by a huge zit on the ass cheek of the girl being fucked. Every time I saw it I wanted to get my finger nails round it and squeeze. This in itself was a slight distraction but the best was yet to come. The other male star of the DVD is some guy called Steve Holmes.
Normally I can overlook the fact that, yet again, one of the male stars quite get my juices flowing, shall we say. He on the other hand needed a good slap, he was actually fucking this willing, no, overly enthusiastic girl whilst chewing gum. Now, I know that the fucking action is usually acted out and choreographed for the cameras but I do like to see a little credulity in the action. The pretence of actually giving a monkey’s would be nice.
Despite the very annoying habit of chewing gum, his other notable feature was his 1980’s style pubic hair. Now, if you are going to take part in a porn DVD the least you can do is trim up or shave. Not him, he was gladly sporting a pubic perm that would have made Kevin Keagan proud (not that I follow football or anything).
BTW this is NOT K R Keegan.com he’s completely different.
I watched with delight whilst Simony had her seeing to but cringed the rest of the way through. Every one of the girls had spotty arses, not sure why, It could be post shaving rash of something. He was chewing gum and then my favourite activity (not!), fucking the girl hard up the arse and then pushing her gaping sphincter at the camera so that we can see when she last had a shit.
Why do guys do this? There must be a huge following out there of people who love to look up girl’s colons. Apart from a proctologist doing this, I can’t see why Joe average would find it a turn on. Is it just me? Am I missing something? Sometimes I do wonder, as there is so much of this about.
So tonight I’m going to try the other one, not sure what it is called but it has Bobbie Eden and Manuel (Yum!) featuring in it. So, here’s hoping. Incidentally I have just checked and it is called “One on One” and also stars Erik Everhard, who could ask for more… ©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007
Alex and I made a visit to the local sex shop over the weekend and bought another couple of DVD’s to add to our growing collection. Although everyone in the shop is very open minded you would assume, the assistants still seem to be a little surprised when I hand them my cash card to pay for our porn.
I’ve got to admit it gives me a bit of a thrill, especially when my favourite blonde serves me. She’s about 5’ 3”, just a little shorter than my 5’ 7”, with shoulder length straight blonde hair and best of all a lovely pair of green eyes.
Anyway, I’m going off track, or is it more hip these days to say “off piste”? I must confess I’m not one for taking it up the arse. Much to my displeasure you can’t seem to purchase a porn DVD that doesn’t heavily feature this nowadays. If anyone can recommend a good DVD with lots of fucking in the pussy action for me to watch, do let me know.
Yes, I like a finger occasionally placed in my opening whilst I screw, as it adds to the sensation. But by no means do I want a hard cock or hand pushing up my rectum. Don’t get me wrong if you like it and it brings you off, then enjoy.
On the odd occasion when I have tried to “take it up the ass”, the act just made me want to defecate. I can’t really say that I have any of the receptors necessary to make me cum secreted within my back passage. Maybe I am configured differently to some girls.
As I mentioned in my previous post, I can’t understand anyone actually saying that they enjoy being fucked in the arse when they have to use AnalEase. If you need to anesthetise yourself then it can’t be that enjoyable.
So, as we are both on holiday, last night we settled down with our glasses of wine to watch the first of my purchases. It is a “Hardcore Training” DVD set in Budapest. Oh, how I love Budapest. The girls that seem to be crawling out of the woodwork (I assume a select few) definitely get my attention. In particular Simony Diamond, at the moment I have a real thing for her.
The DVD promised of Simony and Manuel Ferrara, shit, have you seen the size of this guy and don’t mention his foreskin. I have never come across (or seen) any other guy with such a long foreskin. It is so long that you cannot see his helmet at all when he is being jerked off. But on the positive side I wouldn’t say no. I thought I would be in for a good night of voyeuristic pleasure.
I watched the first scene and was slightly put off by a huge zit on the ass cheek of the girl being fucked. Every time I saw it I wanted to get my finger nails round it and squeeze. This in itself was a slight distraction but the best was yet to come. The other male star of the DVD is some guy called Steve Holmes.
Normally I can overlook the fact that, yet again, one of the male stars quite get my juices flowing, shall we say. He on the other hand needed a good slap, he was actually fucking this willing, no, overly enthusiastic girl whilst chewing gum. Now, I know that the fucking action is usually acted out and choreographed for the cameras but I do like to see a little credulity in the action. The pretence of actually giving a monkey’s would be nice.
Despite the very annoying habit of chewing gum, his other notable feature was his 1980’s style pubic hair. Now, if you are going to take part in a porn DVD the least you can do is trim up or shave. Not him, he was gladly sporting a pubic perm that would have made Kevin Keagan proud (not that I follow football or anything).
BTW this is NOT K R Keegan.com he’s completely different.
I watched with delight whilst Simony had her seeing to but cringed the rest of the way through. Every one of the girls had spotty arses, not sure why, It could be post shaving rash of something. He was chewing gum and then my favourite activity (not!), fucking the girl hard up the arse and then pushing her gaping sphincter at the camera so that we can see when she last had a shit.
Why do guys do this? There must be a huge following out there of people who love to look up girl’s colons. Apart from a proctologist doing this, I can’t see why Joe average would find it a turn on. Is it just me? Am I missing something? Sometimes I do wonder, as there is so much of this about.
So tonight I’m going to try the other one, not sure what it is called but it has Bobbie Eden and Manuel (Yum!) featuring in it. So, here’s hoping. Incidentally I have just checked and it is called “One on One” and also stars Erik Everhard, who could ask for more… ©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007
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