Does It or Doesn't It?

This article was first published on AlexSuze.com on 16 Spetember 2005.

In the world of porn some things seem to work and others just don’t seem to cut the mustard. I know that the porn industry in the main seem to cater for the male’s needs, which is probably why I can see where there is room for improvement.

In the world of porn FFM probably appears to work, however when viewed, there is always one woman in the sidelines. She is usually groaning in a very suggestive way whilst having no sexual acts performed upon her. She is generally leaning back against a sofa rubbing her clit whilst watching her friend being boned to the deck.

Somehow the very fact that she has got no male stimulation and is close to orgasming watching her friend being fucked hard doesn’t quite do it for me. If however she were to join in and suck the other girl’s nips hard and fondle her breasts, then that would be a different scenario.

How about the girl being given the stiff length, fucking the sidelines girl with a dildo or vibrator whilst she is getting hers. That would work for me, both of them orgasming together on both cock and rubber. I would lick that dildo clean and then re-insert for another orgasm.

The other thing that doesn’t work for me, speak up if this is a girl thing, is the pussy stimulation given by the male fuck partner. He generally sticks one finger in her pussy hole and instantly she is reaches orgasm. Well come on, girls one finger is not enough, is it? We need just a little more than that to make us writhe. We need filling and grinding hard, well I know I do, I suppose I best not generalise.

And the good old cum shot, why does it always have to be on the girls face? I think I have mentioned this before. Would it not work better if the girl grabbed a hold of that pulsing cock and wanked it for all it was worth. She could then aim his erection at her open mouth letting him shoot his seed over her tongue and cheeks. Or alternately, the girl could wank him off over her tits. The sight of cum running over a pert breast works for me.

Strap-on’s, what a good idea. However, not so good when the recipient has to lick along it’s length and massage it hard (how the hell do you do that?). Now if your partner fancies 12” of firm rubber inserting in to her hole, do it, just don’t make her feel stupid by licking it – just lube up and pleasure her.

I personally love a good tit wank, I know for various reasons that this cannot be fully achieved in porn, but I wish they would try. Looking down at your breasts fully encapsulating a hard cock whilst it runs in and out of your ravine is arousing. Then when your man finally lets go his load all over your boobs, that’s heaven to watch. You can see the spunk as it flies out of the end of his cock and deposits itself on your firm flesh.

It’s erotic to see cum dripping from and erect nipple and down to the belly. I gather up the cum with my fingers and lick them clean. Then I move on to Alex’s cock, teasing the tip and then taking the whole of his glans deep down my neck. He sometimes oozes cum from the tip of his cock down the back of my throat. I used to gag on Alex’s cum but now find that I easily, willingly, no eagerly can swallow his load when he fucks my mouth without gagging.

In fact I now love the taste of cum and the sensation of it shooting down the back of my throat. I love the salty, musky taste of his juices as they shoot to the back of my mouth.

When doing girl on girl action, why do the girls play at it? Is this so the males don’t feel neglected? When I’m participating in a little all girl fun my fingers are soon entering her moist pussy and my enquiring tongue lapping at her clit. Girls want positive action not something alluding to the sexual act.

I know porn is by definition, fiction. But wouldn’t it be more enjoyable and “user friendly” if what you saw on screen was believable. Maybe I’m watching the wrong sort of porn? Please leave suggestions in the comments if you can point me at some quality stuff for (bi) ladies.

But, in summary where would we be without a good bit of porn to watch, especially when being fucked. It’s nice to feel part of a group!

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Auto Fellatio

This post was originally published on AlexSuze.com on 15 September 2005.

(No that isn’t getting a blow-job while driving)

Things were a little slow at work today and my mind began to drift towards thinking about, yes you've guessed it, SEX. At the moment I am intrigued by male auto fellatio, I had never come across it before, if you will pardon the pun. But I was hunting out interesting matter on the Internet the other day when I came across a Blog site with this particular activity featured on it.

The very idea of a guy putting his legs over his shoulders and taking his own hard cock in to his mouth has really excited me. Not only is this an amazing feat of flexibility but a very erotic sight. It appears that this can be achieved in one of two ways, either placing your hands on the back of your calves and pulling your head down towards your groin. Or by taking your legs up over your head and pulling your groin close in to your head.

I have discovered a good site for those of you who haven't seen this contortionism practiced before and wish to be enlightened, go to www.solosuck.com. It's simply amazing how this guy manages to get in to these positions. But I suppose where there is a will there is a way. Also, it helps if you have a long dick to push in to your mouth. There is also useful advice on technique available on http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml. Do Be careful with your backs.

It is said that there are many benefits from sucking your own cock, you are best able to control the situation being both giver and taker. The speed and intensity can immediately be adapted as you respond to your own needs.

I can't imagine the added bonus of being able to suck yourself off and then swallow your own cum, that's simply mind blowing. I wish I could do that, though this would involve some very complex surgery. Is there an equivalent practice for the ladies, you would have to be super-supple to be able to lick your pussy out. Can this be achieved via practicing Yoga? If so count me in.

There are some interesting masturbation stories and techniques on http://www.mymasturbation.com if you are now interested in some self-love. I know that I am. I'm currently typing single handed whilst rubbing my very wet crotch.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Piri Piri

This post was first published on AlexSuze.com 11 September 2005.

I was thinking the other day about holidays and in particularly family ones. The last family holiday that we both had was to celebrate Alex's mother's birthday a few years ago. Alex's father decided that it would be rather nice if we could all go on a family break in the sun to celebrate. This sounded like a good idea to both of us with money being a little tight at the time.

The holiday was booked for the four of us to stay in a villa in Portugal for a week in March. We were really looking forward to having a break after a really hard beginning to the year wor-kwise for us both. However a problem quickly became apparent on the sex front. As our regular readers are well aware, Alex and myself have sex on a regular basis and are used to being able to do it when and where we please, within reason.

This holiday was obviously going to be a little sexually stifling. We were going to have to calm things down somewhat. For me it was probably going to be more difficult than Alex because I am very vocal during sex. I love to give instruction during fucking and sounds of pleasure leave my lips at regular intervals. This stimulates Alex and also gives him the cue for me orgasming, I'm so enthusiastic it's sometimes difficult for him to tell.

It is completely alien to me when I have to stifle my cries of passion and not be able to moan that I am cuming to Alex when he is thrusting his hips in to me. Therefore, we were going to have to be creative and come up with reasons for staying at the villa whilst his parents perused other activities.

When we arrived the weather was just beginning to warm up and it was a very pleasant temperature. The villa itself was a two bedroomed one with a communal pool. The fridge had been stocked with staple rations and we sat down to have a cup of tea upon arrival. Alex's mum suggested that she and her husband found the local store after our drinks, whilst Alex and myself unpacked.

This sounded great to us. A chance to try out Portuguese hospitality! In other words a quick fuck upstairs on our double bed. We couldn't get rid of them quickly enough, we rushed upstairs like a couple of teenagers. Unbuttoning and unfastening as we went.

I leapt on to the bed wearing just a red thong, Alex not wanting to waste a minute followed. I grabbed a hold of the metal bedhead with both hands and pointed my wet pussy in Alex's direction. He did not need to be invited and he pushed his erection straight to the back of me and began to fuck me deeply. That is when it happened, every time Alex thrust the bed squeaked and moved across the floor. This coupled with the resonance of the sounds coming from the feet scraping against the tiled floor and my moans of pleasure.

Alex pushed my head in to the pillow that helped to stifle my moans but the bed just kept on squeaking and making a bid for freedom. Determined not to be deterred by this, Alex kept on fucking and we both came simultaneously. I think the added distraction of the furniture noises made the act seem even naughtier.

I plugged my pussy with toilet tissue and we both waddled off to the bathroom to get cleaned up. Just in time as at that moment his parents returned, announcing vocally that they were back (obviously suspecting that we may be up to something!).

From then on, we had to improvise. I would suck Alex off under the covers, this was a very clean way of relieving him as all of the ejaculate was discreetly swallowed (No evidence for the parents to find). He would alternate between finger fucking me and bringing me off with my clit. We just about kept sane for the week. In an attempt to get a proper fuck, I placed the quilt cover on the tiled floor. This did not work very well as every time Alex rammed in to me, I moved further away as the quilt slipped on the polished floor. It also played havoc with the knees.

We did try to do it standing in the corner of the swimming pool. It was completely empty so we both made our way over to have a swim (Oh, yeah! I hear you say). Well that was the pretence. The pool was well situated in the middle of the complex but surrounded by vegetation in its own garden. Alex pushed his back against the pool wall and placed both arms up on the sides. I pulled my thong to one side at the back and reached back in to Alex's trunks. He was ready for me and I felt the same. I pulled his cock free down the leg of his trunks and pushed it inside me.

Any innocent bystanders would just think that I was splashing about in the corner of the pool, as I bobbed up and down. Little did they know that I was bobbing up and down on a hard cock. I was just getting in to the swing of things when I heard footsteps on the periphery of the garden. The gate to the pool opened and in stepped a girl of about 12 years of age. Very quickly I moved off Alex's cock and we both fiddled under the water to make ourselves decent. That was the closest we got during our holiday to a proper fuck.

On the up side it was a very pleasant holiday, not too hot. The locals were friendly and the food superb. Alex spent a lot of time eating fish, something he doesn't get chance to do at home as I am not a huge fan of seafood. He assures me that Portuguese seafood is probably the best he's ever tasted. He still has masses of sardine pate left which we lugged back through customs. I stuck to the steak and almond flavoured deserts, delicious. And the Almond liqueur. We both had the sense to steer clear of the Piri Piri, a little too hot for us.

When we got back we were in bed for the whole weekend making up for lost time. Doesn't sex seem more intense when you have been denied it for a while?

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Adolescent Discovery

The post was first published on AlexSuze.com 24 September 2005.

Thinking about old school friends the other day took me back to my adolescence. To times when things should have been simpler but they weren't. We all seemed to be on a quest of sexual emancipation, but not sure of what that would mean if we achieved it, or if we'd recognise it when we had.

I clearly remember trying desperately to be attractive to the opposite sex. To somehow illicit sexual desire from a partner but not actually copulate, or did I? If someone had put their hand down my pants I would probably run a mile, that didn't stop me dreaming about that happening though.

The thrill of someone fumbling around in your underwear, seeking out your most intimate places in a darkened room... perhaps at a party. That is more often than not the venue for a teenager's first sexual enlightenment.

I remember as a teenager attending a sixth-former's party (the final two years of UK schooling before University). Pot was being smoked and the alcohol was flowing freely, he had no problems persuading the local off licence (liquor store) to serve him. Additionally his parents allowed him to host this party in their home, because he was old enough to be trusted.. Oh Yeh!!

Invitation to, let's call him Stuart's, party came to me via 3 of my girl friends who lived within close proximity of his house. I knew off Stuart but was more interested in one of his best friends, who was approximately 4 years older than me. He was a tall dark haired very good looking guy who was intending to go on to study anthropology at Uni when he completed his A levels. To let you in to a little secret, I am turned on by interesting, intelligent people and boy did I have interest in him.

Anyway, I am drifting off the subject........Uhmmmmmmm, he was nice. The party started off being a little slow with people not really mingling. Towards the middle of the evening things started to loosen up. People began to disappear upstairs, and I watched as one of my friends did exactly that.

This surprised me but at the same time interested me. This girl was quiet at school and not the sort that you would have imagined could be lured upstairs by some animal lust. I sat and continued to talk to my other friends and consumed more alcohol.

Eventually, although with a slight amount of trepidation I had to join the queue on the landing for the toilet. It seemed to be taking forever to make it to the head of the queue, so I decided to go in to the front bedroom where everyone had deposited there coats upon arrival. I pushed open the door to the gloomy light room and perched on the edge of the bed, queue in sight.

I suddenly became aware that the coats were moving and at that moment a foot kicked my arse. The pile of coats moved the accompaniment of a girl groaning. At that moment it struck me, there was a couple under the pile of coats making out. I was torn between standing up and quietly walking out or staying and being privy to their clandestine activities.

The girls voice then became clear when she asked "have you got one?", it was my friends voice from underneath the coats. I was gripped by the shock of her being in that situation ("Little Miss Prim) and the question which had risen from her lips, but at the same time a little turned on to be part of this encounter. Discretion was the best policy I felt and I rejoined the toilet queue.

On another occasion I had gone round with a girlfriend to visit her current boyfriend at his friends house. Her boyfriends' friend (oh, for simplicity lets call him Darren) wasn't particularly attractive looks wise but did it for me with his personality. So when Darren offered for me to go upstairs with him and look at his organ (yes, honestly he played a synth very well) I did not refuse.

He began to roll out current pop songs, he seemed to be able to pick them up by ear. I lay back on the bed admiring his skill. As he stopped playing to move on to the next track, noises began to make their way up the stairs from the living room. Charlotte and Peter seemed to be amusing themselves.... Charlotte moaned very clearly, "Yes, yes" and Peter was audibly breathing/grunting fast and deep, this was accompanied by the rhythmic banging of wood against the living room wall.

I think at that point I must have blushed, as my whole face seemed to be glowing. Should I have felt guilty for being turned on so much? Darren carried on playing and smiled at me. Again, I was in a situation where I could have jumped Darren's bones, or at least given him the come on and possibly lost my cherry but I didn't.

Sometimes I look back and wonder if my life may have been different if I had taken up such opportunities. Would I have had more and wider sexual experience, is that in itself entirely desirable? Or would I have appeared to be cheap? Either way it is nice to be able to look back and feel a little aroused from time to time.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Missing: Reward if Found

This item was first published 07 Sep 2005 on AlexSuze.com

Don't worry I eventually found them again ;D

I'm not happy. I need help. My clitoral orgasms appear to have been stolen. Both Alex and myself have been trying to bring me off for the past few days, but to no avail. Is it possible that someone has stolen my abilities in the night?

Have any of my female readers encountered this problem? Or is it just me. Either way I miss them very much. I suppose you are all thinking that I am a little greedy, as Alex and I have a wonderful relationship and screw at any given moment, erection permitting.

But I am feeling a general sense of loss, yes screwing and orgasming is bliss but a clitoral orgasm is a completely different thing. It is an all consuming spasm of ecstasy, very difficult to describe to someone who hasn't delighted in one. It takes over your whole body, as I have described before, your toes and fingers begin to tingle and your body goes in to spasms.

Yes you can screw, play with your toys, even indulge in cunnilingus, but nothing comes close to a clitoral orgasm. We have spent hours trying to regain my ability and all that I got was a sore button. Oh, listen to me going on, but I really do want them to return. We have tried rubbing me gently, flicking me hard, lots of licking and petting and still nothing.

Have things below moved or changed in the night? WHY AM I NOT HAVING MY CLITORAL ORGASMS? I am becoming obsessed with having them back ASAP? Do I go and see my doctor? Will he understand my dilemma? Has anyone else turned up to surgery demanding to know why they no longer have COs?

I'm frustrated, distracted, grieving... I need to sort this out. Is someone playing a cruel trick on me. Have I had my quota of sexual enjoyment for this year? Is it rationed?

If anyone has any advice to offer on regaining my loss, please email me. This has never happened to me before and some of you out there may have experienced similar problems. I need all the help I can get at the moment.

Maybe I need to relax and not let it get to me. Perhaps it's not happening because I want it so much. Could this be a catch 22 situation, the more I crave for it the less likely it is to happen...

I have been searching the web and found some interesting reading on clitoral orgasm's, which lead me to believe that my desire to have them return is well founded. These excerpts are taken from http://www.13.waisays.com/clitoral.htm.

"By having a clitoral orgasm, a large amount of oxytocin is released. This hormone is not at all essential to conceive, but is needed to regulate hormone levels impaired by stress and/or the menstrual cycle. Oxytocin deficiency enhances stress, obesity and psychotic behaviour, impairs cognitive functions and increases breast-cancer risk".

Girls I suggest you check out this site for the full picture. It makes very interesting reading, though some of the opinions expressed are, er, interesting and not necessarily ones which I agree with or that I am qualified to endorse.

Well I'm off to search under the sofa to see if my CO fell off and rolled under there, I'll keep you posted.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Great Male Pornstars, Where Are They?

This article was first published on Alexsuze.com 03 August 2005, by Suze.

As I have mentioned before there seems to be a shortage of good lucking male porn stars. Being a bisexual girl I love looking at the pussy but would like some cute cock as well. It seems a little unfair, there are hundreds of cute girls but if we want a little male eye candy who do we have to choose from?

Mark Wood has a strange shaped cock and insists on wearing white training shoes whilst giving you a seeing to. Has he got a problem with his feet?, because you never get to see them.

Mark Davies regrettably does nothing for me, he is finding hard to make the effort to screw these days.

David Perry has a preoccupation with anal, so it would be a rare thing to be fucked in the pussy. He also makes a lot of sucking noises, which tends to make me laugh. He would probably be pushed out by my vaginal muscles whilst I was in hysterics.

Chris Charming's choice or oriental facial growth looks a little strange. However if you can get around that he has a fairly sizeable cock and would probably make me smile.

Ben English has a very good physique and lots of leg strength, which is good for long distance fucking. He can drive in and out for hours.

Nacho Vidal, well what can I say about him. He is definitely all cock. Not so keen on his looks or the wolf like howls he produces following his ejaculation, but I think he could definitely show me a good time.

Carlos out of Busty Fuckers is tall, dark and handsome with a suckable prick, he also pays attention to his ladies. Licking, sucking and caressing before getting down to it. We all like a good seeing to but occasionally, perhaps on the third fuck of the evening it is nice to slow things down and have a breather.

I would like to sit on Julian's cock who stars in Erotica 2, although the tattoos are a little too much. If anyone knows both his and Carlos' surnames I would love to know so I can locate some more of their "work".

I guess what shines through in all of this is that we women get a bit of a raw deal when it comes to porn. Let's see more good looking guys who like to cum somewhere different to over the girls face. This is a little uninspired when there are so many places you can spurt your cum.

It looks good running down a breast or blipped on to a wet pussy. Even better over buttocks following a good doggy style screw. It doesn't have to go to waste, we can scoop it up and eat it later.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Quality Porn

This post was originally published by Suze on Alexsuze.com, 17 July 2005.

Porn, oh how I love it. Alex and I have quite a collection of DVDs now. There is no comparison between the quality of today's porn and that of the days pre R18. The scratchy images and the cut away filming were appalling.

I recall purchasing several videos from my local sex shop and taking them back because they were too tame. Fortunately the guy behind the counter gave me a contacts telephone number, who supplied me with some "under the counter" stuff. These were an improvement on what was readily available, giving you the opportunity to watch a cock going in and out of a pussy and cumshots.

Today I suppose we rather take the quality of DVD's for granted. However I can't say the same for the guys in them. For the most part they are not good lookers and there are some pretty strange shaped cocks out there.

David Perry strikes me as a good fuck, he has a good prick and goes like a train. However, you do have to listen to him breathing loudly through his teeth whilst he slams you.

Ben English is also a good fuck, nice long cock with good girth. Made for pleasure and again he knows how to hammer it home. He is also a fellow Englishman which makes a change from the variety of heavily accented continentals. I sometimes find the restricted vocabulary they possess and the twisted use of English off-putting rather than an exotic turn-on.

Kurt Lockwood has a good cock and knows how to use it. He also pays attention to other parts of his partner. Giving the occasional titty squeeze and suck. We girls like that when we are being banged.

Taking things to the other extreme, how about Mark Wood. He can fuck around bends. He has a banana-cock, but this may have its advantages, does he hit the g-spot? Well only if he's laid on one side.

If you like a little male cum drama watch Mark Davis, he makes some very strange noises when spurting. It seems to be almost painful for him to ejaculate. It makes me feel like taking hold of his shaft and biting it, I don't know why.

I ere towards the unusual in my choice of DVDs. I don't mean anything perverted or particularly specialist, just different from the norm. For example a guy spurting his jiz across a girls tits instead of her open mouthed face.

There is a good scene in one of the "lets go to Czechoslovakia and fuck girls" DVD's. He is giving her a really good finger fuck and she is really getting off on it. Her pussy begins to emit a sloshing sound as he waggles his fingers in and out of her. His hand then becomes extremely wet as she actually ejaculates, not just "oh, yeah baby I'm so wet", but she actually squirts. Not just once but twice.

It makes a good scene when the guy bangs the woman's pussy hard and then pulls out and shoots his cream over her fleshy mound. I can really get off on seeing a guy ejaculate and it's something you don't often see for obvious reasons.

Alex and I are going to do a review of DVDs in a future feature. If any of you out there would like to contribute and recommend some viewing we will include this in the feature.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

Playing the Pink Oboe

Here's a post which Alex originally made on Thu, 9 June on AlexSuze.com. I think it's both informative and amusing.

Suze and I made a discovery on Tuesday night about the possible origin of the phrase "Playing the pink oboe". I always thought it was some vague euphemism to the phallic nature of the instrument and the use of the partners mouth. How wrong could I be.

As you'll be aware if you've been reading the back postings, I was away on business Sunday to Tuesday night. So when I got back Suze and I had some shags to catch up on. While I'm not complaining this can be hard on the male member. When I mentioned my state of discomfort to Suze she gently licked my cock from balls to tip, then blew on it to cool it down, while I lay back and enjoyed the sensation.

This had the effect of making it stir again, despite the recent pounding. The colder it got the more aroused and ticklish it got. I started to get the giggles, she blew harder. Then she did it, blew into and slightly across the glans of my semi-erect penis. It whistled.

"Ouch!" I exclaimed, my first reaction was just pain. The end of my urethra resonating like the reed of a wind instruments was consumed in a short, sharp, hot pain. In a strange way an enjoyable type of pain. Then I realised I had heard a whistling noise. "What was that?" asked Suze. I looked down at the newly discovered woody-wind instrument and raised an eyebrow.

She did it again, this time harder and was reward with a louder, shriller whistle. "Shit, that hurt". She licked my end. I relaxed as the soothing caress of her lithe tongue lulled me. Then she did it again. "Aaargh, you cow!".

I jumped her and tickled her until she threatened to wet herself then relented.

"Don't get into the habit of doing that.", I warned.

Top tips for Pink Oboe players.

• You need a semi-erect member, too soft or hard will not work.


• The state of the erection directly affects the note. It's not the size but the rigidity which alters the frequency of the "reed".


• Tuning is very important, practice a lot!


• Get your partner's consent. No really, it hurts.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007

So How's your Technique?

I have a lot of free time on my hands these days since quitting my job a few months back. Yes there are days when I am climbing the walls for company whilst Alex is at work. On days such as these it is good to be able fill my time writing for our blog.

Coming up to the holidays I thought I would enter in to some home study. You know me, not knitting or teabagging (the kind with paper and card you dirty minded people) or ladies pastimes, no not for me. My subject of choice was… wanking. Yes, we all believe we are expert at this, even the guys. Well, they are probably closer to perfection than we females who have to fight to get our hands on it and theirs’ off it.

It seemed like a good subject to cover as blowjobs and deep throating seem to have been quite extensively written about of late. It’s also a subject close to our hearts and hands.

When I started to read articles relating to this I thought I knew most of the key moves. Well, let me tell you I didn’t. That cock is far more complex than it would have you believe.

The Internet in all its glory provides some pretty interesting and stimulating information regarding this ancient practice. It’s been the most interesting home study I have done in a long time. I am fast running out of clean panties to wear.

So read on girls, and you guys may just pick up a tip or too.

In combination with any of the following techniques you can use Vapo-rub. Simply add some Vapo-rub sparingly to your normal lube. It is reported that it hightens stimulation and if you also stick a finger up your ass it blows your mind.

I can’t comment, we haven’t been brave (drunk) enough to try this yet.

I’m not sure if this is to everyone’s taste but it made me smile. Try covering your balls and erect cock in toothpaste. Wait for about 30 seconds, until you feel a tingling sensation and then jack off. Apparently it has a similar effect on females. Again I haven’t tried this yet.

If anyone tries the suggestions above and enjoyed the stimulation let me know. I would love to inform our readers that these suggestions do work.

1. Campfire Method

Hands flat, place both palms either side of the erection and roll the cock between them. This is best done when very well lubricated.

2. Circular Masturbating

Grab the erection in your hand and move hand up and down as normal, now whilst moving up and down move the erection round in a circular motion.

3. Wring It Out

Place both hands around the erection, one above the other. Now rotate your hands around the shaft in opposite directions, so it looks as if you are wringing that cock out. This is best done with lots of lube.

4. Double Hand

Place one hand at the base of the erection and grip, then the other above it and move both hands up and down together. Do this a couple of times and then keeping your grip at the base just move the top hand up and down a couple of times. Repeat.

5. Two Fingers

Make a V using you index finger and middle finger with both hands. Take hold of the hard cock using only these four fingers and pump.

6. The Thumb-Forefinger

Hold the erection between the thumb and forefinger of one hand and slide up and down using only these two fingers.

7. Reversed Hand

Grab hold of that dick with your palm facing you and make an O with your thumb and index finger. Now move your hand up and down stimulating the head of the penis with just your two fingers.

8. Interlocking Grip

Place both hands around the shaft of the penis and interlock fingers. Now slide both hands up and down whilst clasped. To add further stimulation try moving palms up and down at the same time, like your hands are hinged. (If you’re not sure email me, I would love to demonstrate, no I’ll elaborate).

Alex and I have tried methods 1 to 4 but unfortunately (or, perhaps not) we haven’t managed to go on any longer before we had to fuck like rabbits. However, in the name of research we will get to the end of the list I promise.

If you have any other techniques do send them in to me and perhaps we could have a readers techniques feature.

This article was put together with the help of http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/ and http://advancedmasturbation.com/, which has some great video clips to help you on your way.

Now the funniest thing I found in my recent hunt.

The Mega Vibrator

And I quote. By far the most effective and dramatic masturbation tool I have ever used is a favourite of the DIY’er. The orbital sander (without sandpaper, of course!). Place the pad of the sander against the genitals and switch on. You can increase/decrease the pressure as you wish and adjust the angle. This really is the greatest vibrator ever. However, be careful because you will achieve orgasm in a very short time, long before a complete erection. It is best if you place a flannel or cloth between the sander and your cock. This provides both comfort and a mop for the cum.

©AlexSuze.com 2005, 2006, 2007